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My wife is a primary school teacher and this past week has been teaching the creation story's from different religions, now my Mrs is an atheist but that's irrelevant it's part of the national curriculum.

Basically most of main religions were covered and the kids enjoyed it by all accounts.

So today a fellow teacher said have you seen what one the parents has been spouting on face book?

One of the kids told her mother that in China a dragon created man and the sea and the mountains, she then went on face book and named my missus and started a ranting a anti religious load of bollocks as though it was her personal views, then any old dummy that follows that parent on Facebook started saying sue them that's outrageous. It seems to me that face book has given people who would ordinarily be ignored by anyone with half a brain a platform from which to spout off with any old shit they choose then other morons jump on the wagon to add more crap.

The ironic bit is the school itself has a no religion policy as far as it can be taken but the curriculum is the law as far as teaching goes. 

These people get right on my tits, the same as face book jerks that post stuff like "I've just eaten some crisps"  knob heads!

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Thankfully have not and never will have a facebook account the sooner that ship sinks the better

My other half closed her account on it the other day as she just got fed up reading all the shite people post everyday

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Facebook is the sporn of the devil!

Never been on it and never will be on it!

And the thing is, these half wits that type the shite on there don't realise that they can be sued them selves for deformation (sp?) of character.

Tell your missus to report them (to the police if need be?) and I'm sure it will go away as some other thing will take the spot light?

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Police have tell you to ring 101 if someone calls you names on the internet. They're always busting ppl from Twitter for chatting shit. Lord mcalpine, rip, went round suing the crap out of everyone that accused him of something he didn't do....

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The Mrs or myself have never had a Facebook account but it seems to have spread through society like a virus.

I can't help but think these people find it hard to interact with REAL friends and it's the only social life they have.

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Facebook…. says it all...

 

 

Misses is on there all the time. What a load of shit!!

 

First signed up back in '05 or '06 to speak to my family back in Holland, Switzerland and Slovenia but never bothered with it again after FaceTime was available.

 

Fakebook, Facialbook…. Feck Off Book!

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I must admit I'm surprised and pleased to find I'm not the only one who thinks facef/@k is just awful. I've never had an account but I'm always hearing how someone's said this, someone else thought they meant that, and then everyone's falling out because have forgotten how to conduct themselves in the real world.

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I dont have an fb account. I dont care what other people are up to in life. The people I want to know about I can ask what they're up to

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I dont have an fb account. I dont care what other people are up to in life. The people I want to know about I can ask what they're up to

as above FB load of shite

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From a school perspective the Head teacher can speak with the parents concerned if the messages are on a public timeline, but the HT will have to make sure it's not hearsay. But TBH unless it"s really bad I'd say ignore.

I personally find FB quite useful for sharing pictures of rugby matches etc of the team I manage, however it is a closed group and the players really appreciate being able to pictures of themselves in action. As do their parents and grand parents.

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My Mrs is on it all the time. I tried it about 6 years ago just to see what some of my old school chums were up to then got bored with all the crap so deleted my account.

What gets on my tits is how everything tells you to sign in or sign up using fb as though everybody is on it and if your not your 'out of the loop'

"see us on Facebook" they say, f#ck off I say! :mad:

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Phone the police says the internet's cyberbullying you, that'll be the fastest the coppers will move all day. 

 

:lol:

 

Worth a try.  Might get them to wake up & put their tea down...

 

Alternatively, post on the idiot womans timeline (or whatever is is called).

 

Say:

 

This is my wife you're talking about. She was teaching kids about ALL religions, the Chinese story was just one example, as was a story about spare ribs, snakes & apples.

 

...& anyway, I am going to track you down & eat your eyes.

 

 

This might get a mention on the BBC & will DEFINITELY get the Police to take you seriously...!  

 

 

 

Usual disclamer to protect Forum5.  This poster is on dangerous drugs and his advices will result in a stay in one of her majesty's less salubrious HMP brand hotels.

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Don't worry about it OP, no ones dead.

On a different note regarding social networking the 'I'm offended by what he or she said' crap is really getting on my moobs. So someone hurt your feelings, get over it. So many hens clucking around, "oh someone's offended, how awful!" So. Fucking. What.

"I'm offended someone used the word 'gay' and drew an arrow at Clarkson's head / I'm offended Anelka used a gesture no one had ever even heard of / I'm offended someone used the word 'brainstorm' etc etc etc bloody etc

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I too am delighted to hear that I'm not alone in thinking FB and similar is bollards.

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I am on facebook, and I do find it really useful to keep up with friends who live miles away, but then I'm really picky about who I have on there, that's the way to keep it civil.

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I have it but barely use it as some of the contents pees me off

E.g a photo of a small child having its legs stamped on by an adult posted by some f@ck wit who thinks that by posting it with the caption "like if you think he should be stamped" under the pretense that they are raising awareness. ...b@llox are you! All you and all the other half wits who liked and posted comments have achieved is glorifying the abuser and the childs pain abd further more how the hell did you find that photo in the first place!

Edited by interceptor1983

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My Mrs is on it all the time. I tried it about 6 years ago just to see what some of my old school chums were up to then got bored with all the crap so deleted my account. What gets on my tits is how everything tells you to sign in or sign up using fb as though everybody is on it and if your not your 'out of the loop' "see us on Facebook" they say, f#ck off I say! :x

With you all the way, I had a FB account for all of about 3 months. My mates missus 'friended' me then next thing I know I'm getting all the b*llocks from her so-called friends "I had a dump this morning, it went twice round the bowl and was pointed at both ends, should I be worried?" etc. etc. F*ck off, I am NOT interested! so I shut it down.

 

Bizarrely I was at a sales meeting last week at the company I sub contract for, the MD asked if I has linked the company FB page to my account, when I said I didn't do twatface most of the people there were visibly shocked  :?

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If you want to keep up with friends, what's wrong with the phone or email? Why would you want to be open to every prat with a computer?

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I'm a Facebook user. I find it a useful tool, but am selective who I "friend" and am used to filtering out the shit.

If you want a REALLY screwed up social network site, try twitter....... :shock:

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:lol:

 

Worth a try.  Might get them to wake up & put their tea down...

 

Alternatively, post on the idiot womans timeline (or whatever is is called).

 

Say:

 

This is my wife you're talking about. She was teaching kids about ALL religions, the Chinese story was just one example, as was a story about spare ribs, snakes & apples.

 

...& anyway, I am going to track you down & eat your eyes.

 

 

This might get a mention on the BBC & will DEFINITELY get the Police to take you seriously...!  

 

Pmsl!

 

Usual disclamer to protect Forum5.  This poster is on dangerous drugs and his advices will result in a stay in one of her majesty's less salubrious HMP brand hotels.

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I went on FB once, it was amazing because everybody I knew from my past was now living the perfect life and seemed deliriously happy.

It offended me.

Edited by Piper

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