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I saw Rick Wakeman in concert a few years back, he told a story about how he gave up booze in order to get fitter, improve his health and save money.


3 months into the programme it was working, he'd lost weight, was sleeping better and was saving money. Then one day his wife dropped her handbag and whist helping her pick up the contents he found a receipt from Harrods for £450 for make-up.


Apparently the conversation ensued as follows:

"Why the hell are you spending £450 on make-up?" 

"To make myself look beautiful for you dear"

"Really, and what the fuck do you think the booze was doing??"


I nearly fell off my seat with laughter :-)


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