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Murphy calls in to see Paddy, who is sitting at home with a broken leg,  Paddy says "Me feet are freezin' mate, can you nip upstairs an get me slippers?"


"No bother" says Murphy and goes upstairs where he finds Paddy's two stunning 19 year old twin daughters sitting on the bed.


"Yer Da's just sent me up tae shag the pair of yous" he tells the girls.


"Away yersel' ye fuckin' liar"


"I'll prove it to you" Murphy says.


He shouts down the stairs "Paddy, the both of 'em?"


"Of course the two of em" comes teh reply "What's the use of fookin one?"

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