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NoSmokeNoPoke last won the day on August 12 2018

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    Bmw 535D stage 3. 414hp 793nm torque.

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  1. NoSmokeNoPoke

    My Stage 3 535D 414hp.

    Car now sold.
  2. NoSmokeNoPoke

    What did you do to your E60/61 today?

    I’ll be honest I don’t actually know but I put Vossen badges on them and they look alright.
  3. NoSmokeNoPoke

    What did you do to your E60/61 today?

    No thank you. It will be going as is.
  4. NoSmokeNoPoke

    What did you do to your E60/61 today?

    Washed it as the old girl will be up for sale soon. 535d on Hybrids.
  5. NoSmokeNoPoke

    Cabin wind noise.

    I have a sunroof Seal to get fitted bud. Selling up I think so it can go with the car.
  6. NoSmokeNoPoke

    Cabin wind noise.

    Checked these tonight. They hadn’t popped. Whistle remains. I think I’m going to sell it anyway. F### it.
  7. NoSmokeNoPoke

    Cabin wind noise.

    Perfect thank you
  8. NoSmokeNoPoke

    Cabin wind noise.

    Could you post a pic of where they are please?
  9. NoSmokeNoPoke

    E60 535d pre LCI more power wanted

    By the looks of it you have the supporting mods for stage 2 so only a other remap is required.
  10. NoSmokeNoPoke

    New wheels

  11. NoSmokeNoPoke

    Cabin wind noise.

    Is this a part on the exterior or interior mate?
  12. NoSmokeNoPoke

    Reversing light issue.

    Couple of clips.
  13. NoSmokeNoPoke

    Cabin wind noise.

    This is a proper pain in my a##e now. Above 50mph there’s wind noise coming from either the top of the screen or in through the interior light centre unit where the mirror is. I thought it could be the windscreen seal so I ran a bead of silicone along it. No joy still the same I can’t put my finger on where it’s comjng from. Could it be the sunroof seal? Long journeys are getting really annoying now as it starts to whistle at 70mph.
  14. NoSmokeNoPoke

    What did you do to your E60/61 today?

    Washed it with my new Autobrite snowfoam lance.
  15. NoSmokeNoPoke

    Reversing light issue.

    I’ve put new reversing light bulbs in the led ones that are error free. The work when I fitted them and tested before I drove away. Now each time the right side doesn’t work and puts a bulb error up. The bulb itself is fine though as works on the other side. Keeps going off on the right side. Is there a common wiring fault for rear lights at all?