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roofer last won the day on January 26 2018

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About roofer

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    BMW5 SuperStar

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  • Location
    Essex Countryside
  • Occupation
    Fixing Roofs on commercial basis


  • Garage
    F83 M4 F31 330d

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  1. Twat would seem more apt.
  2. roofer

    Timeshare - any advice

    Stay with them, be cheaper
  3. roofer

    Wheeler Dealers Series 16

    Mk2 shell with Mk1 back lights was never going to look all that, especially with the Ghia Wheels. Mk 1.5 or Mk 3 were always my favourites.
  4. roofer

    Wheeler Dealers Series 16

    Indeed, which ‘Ant’ said was unique to the US.
  5. roofer

    Wheeler Dealers Series 16

    UK engine had siamese heads as well. He also said the Cologne was the only one with that timing gear setup, it wasn’t, the Essex V6 had the same, with the fibre teeth.
  6. roofer

    Run flat repair

  7. Looks like 3 of you now. https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/simon-cowell-beams-delight-new-13580169
  8. We use Microsoft Exchange which syncs everything seamlessly with Laptop/phones/I Pad. It just...works.
  9. roofer

    Standard features that you never use.

  10. roofer


    Having problems with the M4 at the mo. Missus drives it 95% of the time, and is constantly harrassed. I was driving into Maldon the other day, and saw the missus coming out, with a van about 6” off her bumper. I did a u turn and phoned her, told her to give it a squirt, which enabled me to get behind, hence Lewis Vanilton now being behind me. Managed to stop him at the Oak roundabout, and when approaching his window, all of a sudden, he can’t see me, despite the luminous froth coming out of my mouth. Missus had spun round and explained to me i was being a dick, which i was, but i think the M4 needs to go, or i’ll be doing a 10 stretch. On motorways, i use lanes 2/3/4 to overtake, and pull back into the next empty lane. I’m usually doing 80-85, so of i get some knob harrasing, i ignore, knowing i’m the better driver.
  11. roofer

    BMW 268,000 vehicles Recall

    Local Sytner is open 24 hrs at mo just for this.
  12. roofer

    Winter tyres - it's that time of year!

    Now fitted to the ‘bogie’ Grip with the release agent film was ermmm...interesting.
  13. roofer

    F30 330d M Sport...

    Mine is just a mobile office. Its X Drive, has winters on, quick, easy to park, comfortable, good mpg. Its also Silver, so only gets a bath once a month. Do i look forward to driving it ? Not really. Do i know it will do all i need in my working day, without fuss or drama ? Yes. I used the M4 yesterday, as girlie swagged the van for shopping stuff. ( She prefers it to the M4) Opportunities to use the M4 properly ? Nil.
  14. roofer

    F30 330d M Sport...

    All the car you’ll ever need ? Mebbe. All the car you’d ever want ? Nope.
  15. roofer

    F30 330d M Sport...

    Put 30k on my F30 tourer in the last year. All the toys, it does everything it needs to in Comfort.