Start by removing the two #1 phillips screws in the top flange of your instrument cluster. Adjust the steering wheel telescoping all the way out. Put a small flat head screw driver above the plastic flange in between it and the dash and GENTLY pry it down so you can get a finger and thumb between it and the dash to pull it forward and out.
Shove the right end in the gaping hole you just made by pulling the gauges out and you will see some connectors on the back of the cluster. The three large ones are: Blue white and yellow, there is also a smaller blue one in the rear facing up, and a light socket stuck in the back on the rear left side which I beleive is the ABS light. If an auto, there is also a plug for the PRNDL Here's a pic of the back of the cluster for an idea. Remove the b,Y and W connectors by sliding a small flat head screw driver in the black release and GENTLY prying it out till you can grasp it with your finger and thumb and pull it all the way out till it stops. At this point the connector will pull free from the cluster. Remove the white connector and the small blue one. Then swap ends of the cluster that you have pushed into the hole, and remove the Yellow and Big blue connectors and the ABS lamp.

After pulling the cluster clear of the dash go to the dining room table and take these tools, a small flat head screw driver, a #1 longer shaft phillips, and a pair of longer needle nose plyers. Also you will need a soldering iron, and a desoldering tool or solder wick you can get these at a electronics store or bum them from a techie mate like me.
Remove the bottom left corner lamp as seen from the back of the cluster, this will aid in removal of the tacho clock because of the tabs on the tacho. Then remove the 8 phillips head screws which are gold in colour, and have a hex head as well from the back of the cluster. They are only the screws around the outter edge of the cluster, do not reomve an screws from the back of the clocks! See above photo.

Both clocks are held in by pressure and connectors only, so start by pressing on the back of the body of the speedo till it slides out of the holder, after it slides free of the pins on the connector simply slide it up and out like this,

careful not to bend the clock facia tin!
Now onto the tacho, it is a little more of a pain after sliding it from the pins because of this,

after sliding it forward and off the pins, gently tilt it forward like this, then up and out,

After getting both clocks out the cluster looks a tad barren, like so,

Now seperate the green circuit board and the backing which is the pale tan or white plastic thing from each other by sliding them apart, there are two ribbon cables holding the circuit board. Now to the SI board, they look like the next two pics, grab the connectors as shown and pull away from the connector they are plugged into. One is gold and one is white,


White one is plugged into the Si board, goldie is plugged into the tempo and fuel gauge sub cluster.
Now the white backing should look like so:

here is what the three screws look like on the SI board.

one is kind of hidden beside the one ribbon connector. Take all three screws out.
Now gently tilt the SI board as shown here forward, it is only held in by pressure and a couple lame ass tabs, tilt it up from the bottom as shown,

Here are the piles,

notice each has a pair of leads that are + and a single one that is earth, but both are oppisit to each other and if you turn the SI board over to the solder side the connections are the six shiny ones shown here,

Now all that is need is de-soldering the stock dead batteries, and solder in the new! After doing that, simply reverse the procedure and re-install in car. This is the time to replace ALL the lamps in the cluster, and to clean it up as needed whilst apart!
Hope this helps all you blokes! Feel free to PM me if you have any questions before during or after the process. You should not have to reset the SI board after this procedure, but you might. Now all your gauges, OBC and Si lights should work as designed by Bayerische Motoren Werke!
Kev