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Post subject: Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 14:30 |
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hairy, unlike her,
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Matt_530i_sport
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Post subject: Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 14:39 |
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PF525SE96
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Post subject: Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 15:47 |
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in school uniform
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 e34 m5 3.6 what can I see except its 'well sorted guvnor' e60 520d msport Remapped & dynoed to 191bhp/280 Lb per ft/sprintbooster ACS Spoiler/ Carbon pillars & Grilles/Custom tailpipe/plans inc schnitzer wing mirrors with carbon bases,storm titanium gearknob,handbrake & lighter blanks and 19"s
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jimmy
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Post subject: Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 21:49 |
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or was it
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E39 540 Sport E39 528 Tourer E28 M5 #31 2005 4.6 Savage
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PF525SE96
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Post subject: Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 08:19 |
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Oops-I did
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sepia
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Post subject: Re: Three-Word Story Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 20:56 |
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forget to wear
_________________ 1987 Lachs Silver M535i Manual - TBMW Featured July 2010 The resto thread 1983 Arctic Blue 525e (daily hack) 2002 Sepia Metallic 530ia Sport Individual..Gone but not forgotten 
 Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway!
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imolasport
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Post subject: Re: Three-Word Story Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 21:00 |
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my fake beard
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The best engine in the world is a f*nny. It takes any size piston, is self lubricating, starts with one finger and every 4 weeks does its own oil change. It's just a pity the management system is so f'king temperamental!!
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Rick0rs
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Post subject: Re: Three-Word Story Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 21:30 |
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and naughtynurse outfit
_________________ 2000 BMW E39 M5 (Blue with black leather) 2000 Volkswagen Caddy (White and signwritten)
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savcom
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Post subject: Re: Three-Word Story Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 21:38 |
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in embossed leather
_________________ Previous : 1965 Triumph Herald 12/50 ... 1972 Austin 1300 ... 1982 Volvo 265GLE ... 1987 Volkswagen Caravelle Now : Topaz Blue 2002 model 530D Untouched, except for the audio! Brings a smile to my face whenever I get into it - Quo e39 nata es?
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the mule
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Post subject: Re: Three-Word Story Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 22:52 |
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whilst avoiding the...
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alun
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Post subject: Re: Three-Word Story Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 22:55 |
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red nissan micra
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Post subject: Re: Three-Word Story Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 22:59 |
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Post subject: Re: Three-Word Story Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 18:55 |
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Rick0rs
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Post subject: Re: Three-Word Story Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 18:58 |
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In a Ferrari
_________________ 2000 BMW E39 M5 (Blue with black leather) 2000 Volkswagen Caddy (White and signwritten)
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alpinaman
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Post subject: Re: Three-Word Story Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 19:06 |
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dunkin his spuds
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Understeer is when you hit the wall with the front of the car. Oversteer is when you hit the wall with the back of the car. Horsepower is how fast you hit the wall and torque is how far you send the wall across the field once youve hit it.
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Post subject: Re: Three-Word Story Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 19:14 |
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Post subject: Re: Three-Word Story Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 20:13 |
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savcom
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Post subject: Re: Three-Word Story Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 20:15 |
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found that he
_________________ Previous : 1965 Triumph Herald 12/50 ... 1972 Austin 1300 ... 1982 Volvo 265GLE ... 1987 Volkswagen Caravelle Now : Topaz Blue 2002 model 530D Untouched, except for the audio! Brings a smile to my face whenever I get into it - Quo e39 nata es?
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sepia
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Post subject: Re: Three-Word Story Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 20:16 |
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could only manage
_________________ 1987 Lachs Silver M535i Manual - TBMW Featured July 2010 The resto thread 1983 Arctic Blue 525e (daily hack) 2002 Sepia Metallic 530ia Sport Individual..Gone but not forgotten 
 Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway!
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savcom
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Post subject: Re: Three-Word Story Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 20:26 |
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to smile at
_________________ Previous : 1965 Triumph Herald 12/50 ... 1972 Austin 1300 ... 1982 Volvo 265GLE ... 1987 Volkswagen Caravelle Now : Topaz Blue 2002 model 530D Untouched, except for the audio! Brings a smile to my face whenever I get into it - Quo e39 nata es?
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Post subject: Re: Three-Word Story Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 22:19 |
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Garage back-catalogue E39 528i Sport manual | Imola Red | 17" Style 66s E39 530dA Sport auto | Comms | HIDs | Hi-fi | Intravee | 18" M-Parallels E39 530d SE manual | Genesis components | Facelift lights | 17" Style 81s E39 528i SE manual | Eibach suspension | 17" Style 32s
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Rick0rs
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Post subject: Re: Three-Word Story Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 22:30 |
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at the window
_________________ 2000 BMW E39 M5 (Blue with black leather) 2000 Volkswagen Caddy (White and signwritten)
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alpinaman
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Post subject: Re: Three-Word Story Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 22:37 |
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bashing his nightstick
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Understeer is when you hit the wall with the front of the car. Oversteer is when you hit the wall with the back of the car. Horsepower is how fast you hit the wall and torque is how far you send the wall across the field once youve hit it.
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Rick0rs
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Post subject: Re: Three-Word Story Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 23:28 |
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with great force
_________________ 2000 BMW E39 M5 (Blue with black leather) 2000 Volkswagen Caddy (White and signwritten)
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the mule
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Post subject: Re: Three-Word Story Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 23:50 |
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on her thigh
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alun
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Post subject: Re: Three-Word Story Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 18:44 |
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(fullstopnewsentence).  She thought it
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the mule
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Post subject: Re: Three-Word Story Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 18:56 |
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might have been
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savcom
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Post subject: Re: Three-Word Story Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 19:07 |
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her lucky night
_________________ Previous : 1965 Triumph Herald 12/50 ... 1972 Austin 1300 ... 1982 Volvo 265GLE ... 1987 Volkswagen Caravelle Now : Topaz Blue 2002 model 530D Untouched, except for the audio! Brings a smile to my face whenever I get into it - Quo e39 nata es?
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Post subject: Re: Three-Word Story Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 19:09 |
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broadie777
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Post subject: Re: Three-Word Story Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 22:05 |
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bedford trackday who
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