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14 minutes ago, SuperDave said:

Walked into B&Q the other day and I was approached by a man in an orange and black uniform.

 

He asked me if wanted decking. Luckily I got the first punch in and that was that.

 

I was fortunate but you others may want to be on your guard. Enjoy the sun.

 

Have the ones in the lighting department spoken to you? They always think they have the brightest ideas.

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7 hours ago, Yokozuna said:

Just because the sun is shining, it doesn’t give you lot the green light for the worst jokes ever....

:lol: ;)

You started it :D

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14 hours ago, Mashed Potatoes said:

 

Have the ones in the lighting department spoken to you? They always think they have the brightest ideas.

Sure it's not just a filament of your imagination?  :huh:

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Oh dear, they’re getting better......

they are almost as bad as, 

I bought I new washing machine the other day! 

It takes the piss out of my undies....

 

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