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pauliexjr

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Hello, Gordon's Pizza?

No sir, it's Google's Pizza.

Who?

Google bought the pizza store.

Ok - I’d like to place an order.

The usual sir?

How do you know what my usual is?

According to caller ID, you always order a 12-slice with extra cheese, sausage & thick crust.

Yes, that's it.

May I suggest that you order an 8-slice with ricotta & tomato instead?

No, I hate vegetables.

But your cholesterol is not good.

How do you know?

Through the subscribers guide, we have the results of your blood tests for the last 7 years.

Maybe so, but I don’t want that – anyway, I already take medicine for high cholesterol.

But you haven’t taken the medicine regularly. 4 months ago you purchased a box of only 30 tablets from Boots online.

I bought more from another chemist.

It's not showing on your credit card sir.

I paid cash.

But according to your bank statement you did not withdraw any cash.

I have another source of cash.

That isn't showing on your tax form, unless you got it from an undeclared income.

Oh go shove your pizza up your arse! I'm sick of Google, Facebook, Twitter & WhatsApp. I'm going to an island without internet, where there’s no mobile network, and no one to spy on me.

I understand sir............ but you’ll need to renew your PASSPORT, it expired 5 weeks ago.

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