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:lol::lol: where do I start????? :lol::lol: 

 

no wonder the floor creaked and I bet her knickers where no cleaner than the bedding! She could of swapped the bedding for her knickers then that way she couldn't complain about the smell! :lol: 

 

one of the funniest bits was "it wasn't a 5 star bathroom" :lol: what the fuck do you expect for £39 per room for TWO fucking nights! 

What a skutter! :lol: 

 

I wonder who's idea it was for the romantic getaway to blackpool? :lol: I mean they won the lotto when they got married why try and improve on things! :lol::lol: 

To top it all off they actually stayed there! :lol: 

oh dear....

 

 

i understand that £40 might be a lot to certain people but come on really? 

 

Fuck off you silly fat twat! :lol::lol::lol: 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

looks like im canceling my trip to the colon hotel next week then.....

 

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I can see both sides to this. Whilst yes Blackpool isn't exactly Paris, you're booking into a hotel in the UK, not some one horse town in Uganda. I don't think it's unreasonable to expect it to actually be clean even if it is as basic as it can be. 

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9 hours ago, Yokozuna said:

:lol::lol: where do I start????? :lol::lol: 

 

no wonder the floor creaked and I bet her knickers where no cleaner than the bedding! She could of swapped the bedding for her knickers then that way she couldn't complain about the smell! :lol: 

 

one of the funniest bits was "it wasn't a 5 star bathroom" :lol: what the fuck do you expect for £39 per room for TWO fucking nights! 

What a skutter! :lol: 

 

I wonder who's idea it was for the romantic getaway to blackpool? :lol: I mean they won the lotto when they got married why try and improve on things! :lol::lol: 

To top it all off they actually stayed there! :lol: 

oh dear....

 

 

i understand that £40 might be a lot to certain people but come on really? 

 

Fuck off you silly fat twat! :lol::lol::lol: 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

looks like im canceling my trip to the colon hotel next week then.....

 

 

Haha :lol:

 

Some of the comments have got my crying with laughter... :lol: 

 

"Being married to her - is probably more of a mountaineering adventure. You'd exhausted - by the time you got to plant your flag." :lol::lol::lol: 

 

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29 minutes ago, NWJW said:

In the comments; 

 

'The last time I saw anything like that, I was on Safari near the Zambezi river and it was in the shallows eating plants'   

My missus just asked why I'm laughing like a twat......:D:D

 

That's one of the best yet :lol:

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