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Why married people are fat

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When you are young and single you come in from a hard day and look at what's in the fridge and decide to go to bed.

 

When you are older and married you come in from a hard day and look at what's in bed and decide to go to the fridge.

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Ha!Ha!.....did you share that with your dearly beloved???

 

As the saying goes 'Being married is a bit like playing cards. At the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond. After a few years all you're wishing for is a club and a spade'.

 

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1 hour ago, pidgeonpost said:

Lucky man - dentistry is expensive! emoji6.png

 

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No my wife isn't a hitter. I would get the raised eyebrow treatment.

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