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  1. So. A Big Ex-Royal Marine and his lady are having a quiet drink in a pub, when the ex-marine goes to syphon his python. While he is away from his girl, a rather suave fellow in the Bar walks over and whispers 3 things the Ex-Marine's GF@s ear, to which she immediately goes bright red with embarrassment and tells Mr Suave how filthy he is and how her boyfriend will hear about this on his return and will kick the shit out of him. At this Mr Suave returns to his seat, not long after which the Ex-Marine returns. On his return the Ex-Marine's GF tells him about Mr Suave saying "He said he wanted to rip my panties off with his teeth and breath in the gusset"!! At this the Ex-Marine stands up and rolling his left sleeve up to reveal a forearm like Popeye's announces "I'll give im fuck'in gusset." "No, no" his GF cries “There is more. He said that after ripping off my panties with his teeth and breathing in the gusset, he was going to lick my Jack-n-danny out like a cat licking cream"!! "I'll fuck'in cream im" shouts the Ex-Marine, as he rolls up is right sleeve, to reveal a more powerful looking forearm. "Wait, Wait" the GF cries “There is more. He said that after ripping off my panties with his teeth to breath in the gusset, and after licking my Jack-n-danny out like a cat licking cream, he was going to flip my upside down, fill my jack-n-danny with larger and drink it all through a straw"!! At this point the Ex-Marine rolls his shirt sleeves down, and sits down at the table. “After all he has said, aren’t you going to hit the perv?” cries his girlfriend. “Good god no woman” says the Ex-Marine, “Anyone who can drink that amount of larger, I ain’t risking a fight with”