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Dr Taylor

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    F10 520 Deficient Dynamics
  1. What did you do to your F07/F10/F11 today?

    CHANGED LIGHT BULB.
  2. Middle 'headlights' do what?

    Harsh - but true. I actually know people who have bought this car. 'The horror, the horror'. (Conrad)
  3. How secure is your car...

    LOLs. Sammich - Sin City. Bring yer Crew, homie. We've got octogenarian ram raiders on mobility scooters; white-haired Volvo drivers selling blue meth. It's raw.
  4. How secure is your car...

    Here as in UK, or sunny, lovely Kent? Man shot with air rifle in Sandwich this week. Yegads!
  5. How secure is your car...

    Reasonable warning: stop, or my mom will shoot! Thank God we don't arm the UK populace, eh what?
  6. How secure is your car...

    FAC holder? Weapons trained? Still - Tony Martin, my old bean... In an ideal world, we would double-tap these primates, then get a beer.
  7. ProNav Question

    Tech-Yoda has spoken. All hail!
  8. What did you do to your F07/F10/F11 today?

    Fear not: no actual scraping. I am a rag top veteran, and learned about mohair/guano woes a long time ago. Rule of thumb: never park under a tree etc. etc. LARF - I NEARLY DID.
  9. What did you do to your F07/F10/F11 today?

    You got me. (I did wash it though. Honestly. Lots of guano to scrape off).
  10. Am I the only one? Gearbox behavior F11

    Diesel. Manual. You're all putting me off speccing up to a 6-cylinder auto. But seriously - hope you get your trans fixed. Doc Tee
  11. A Keith? He's the best we have. Firm hands. Moisturises.
  12. Sir Ashton - that was our secret. Alas. Mitch must leave. Bring forth...BARRY.
  13. I have a man called Keith - kept in the cubby box in the boot. He's really small, but surprisingly efficient in an emergency. I clap my hands and say 'LO, KEITH! MANIFEST!' and - marvel at this - he APPEARS, and performs wondrous deeds. That's how I roll.
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