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About c00lh4nd

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  • Birthday 10/22/1968

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    Technology, Reading, Computer Gaming, Driving, Off Road Cycling, Flying (PPL), Swimming (ASA Adv & RLSS Instructor)
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    Technical Director/Chief Architect


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    2015 (65) 535d Touring M Sport,

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  1. c00lh4nd

    Being Tailgated

    I am with you on this. I had some dick in a black Astra tailgating me @20mph, trying to do anything to get past me on the A34 whilst in traffic: he could not go anywhere we were in traffic. I got sick of his antics so when the traffic eased in front I burried my right foot In the carpet . only to get caught by a camera, doing 46 in a 40 zone. I should’ve just ignored him. He got stressed and angry, I got 3 points and £100 fine
  2. It spoils the cut of my trousers. But it keeps her in doors happy [emoji3] Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk
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    X6 scam.....

    The usual scam laws apply 1) The wording of the description is all in capitals and has errors ( PUSH START FRONT and 16 SERVICES ) 2 Services per year @ ~10k miles per year 2) No interior pictures 3) Sellers referred to in the thirt person 4) Inoccuous location. Clearly residential but very sanitised 5) Take a leaf from Wheeler Dealers - No see, no bid With these and the reluctance to meet with you, it is one to run from IMHO
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    Radio switches 1-8

    I am with Golfer1; * is for the screen off for night driving.
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    BTCC or BSB

    BTCC Every time.. Watched it today and in what sport can you see 2 multi Champions at their sport knock each other out of a race within the 1st 100m.. Epic !!
  6. c00lh4nd

    Audio question

    The HK system also provides digital sound processing from DTS
  7. c00lh4nd

    Carly adapter generation 2 problem

    I agree <again> with Sshooie :-). I experienced the update but unlike the problem you are having mine reconnected fine.. Some obvious questions 1) Have you turned your phone off and on - Some times with IOS this is needed to see Wifi components 2) Have you forced IOS to forget the Wifi
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    First Attempt at Coding - Using Carly

    I am am wondering if lane departure warning is a similar example. If you have the adaptive headlights with adaptive main beam then you have the KADAR camera. Apart from the code I am struggling to find anything else lane departure uses.. Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk
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    Grand Therf Auto

    Hmm, not sure his latest interest will outlive his love for games. A slight set back, New girlfriend, lost cherry and 3 months will see him return to GTA. Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk
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    First Attempt at Coding - Using Carly

    Nash I think TopGear addressed this with their review of the last but one M5. Their message was there was simply too many options that got in the way of a pure driving experience. I am with sshooie (spookily on many things) KISS is my motto to life. Plus it is kinda naughty to think you are hacking your car (when you are not in reality). Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk
  11. don't I feel the lemon... And I have a Phd too boot Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk
  12. c00lh4nd

    Msport model

    as my teanager would say.. Ewww, dats Ger'ay
  13. c00lh4nd

    F11 wish I had options but potential retro fit

    I hope the retro fit ambient lighting is better than the option factory fit. With the factory fit in mine you get a choice of two; BMW Orange or Modern (White) neither of which are really noticable against the lighting in the cabin from all the instruments.
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    I have the phone cradle for the iPhone 6 & 7 and all it does is connect the phone to the car without the need for the use of the USB, whilst keeping the phone secure. So I can charge, play music and access those supported apps via the iDrive, whilst leaving the USB free for additional storage for Video etc.
  15. I am glad this has been discussed and is deamed "normal" as I fitted into 535iAR's Dad's state of mind when I saw I had condensation in my headlights recently..