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    Help needed.

    As already stated, if it’s breach of contract on the dealers behalf she “should” be able to get her money back in full. If she just wants to walk away, she can but she’ll give up her £200! If she’s arsed about the £200 then like mr loadmasters has said check the small print. If not just cancel the contract and walk away....
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    Hit n Run

    I hear most building sites look for places to dump their waste rubble and what not where it doesn’t cost them much! They especially like dumping it when it’s requested for free and on people’s drive ways! Sometime’s if they are asked nicely they will dump it behind the car(s) whilst parked on said driveway
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    Hit n Run

    Can you not just push it out and repair it for less than £250? Also wouldnt it be very unfortunate if the bloke that caused the damage got a screw in each of his tyres at a he same time.....
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    2004 E61 545i 6 speed £2,500

    Dunc, when you’re right you’re right! I’m soooooooooo tempted but I can’t live with The E61nes in SE guise! Well if truth be told I just don’t like E60/61! I wish I could put to one side as it’s a fantastic bu, but I can’t
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    2004 E61 545i 6 speed £2,500

    Agggghhhh you’re about 30 min away from me an there’s cash burning a hole in my pocket and it’s a very rare car and it’s a V8 and a manual and the price is right! However I’m no fan of the E60/61 especially in SE guise.... But, oh I don’t know.... Agggghhhh
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    Zenon replacement headlamp bulbs - Cheap Chinese

    Mate that’s funny! I can just picture it now, a YouTube vid titled “E39 driving down street with headlights on fire” as my thick necked friend @d_a_n1979 says above, cheap Chinese lamps are cheap for a reason! You have found one of the reasons
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    Rother Valley meet 2018

    When you’re right, you’re right!
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    A tale of woe about my F10's tail

    With the luck you’ve had, if you book it in for an oil service at the same time as the new tow bar to be fitted, you’ll end up with a towbar in the oil filler hole and a puddle of oil behind your car! Good luck!
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    Van drivers

    Oi! Stop it! that was definitely a bloke, you can almost hear him say to his passenger “how far do you think we can get it today”?
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    Van drivers

    Wow! I love that there’s an investigation to look into it going on....
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    Time to Change the Company Car

    That’s correct but I bet back in 1966 it wouldn’t! even though the cost of the shitroen in today’s money is around 1/5 of the cost of the porker! is that pork chop not a full fat turbo then? Well it mustn’t be given the low power out put! Id have one in a heartbeat! Just out of our price range
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    Rother Valley meet 2018

    I’ve got feelings you know....
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    Bloody women drivers!

    Which constabulary do they work for?
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    Two Spots

    No it had a twin pipe exhaust so probably a 525d
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    Nice E61 530i touring

    Hi I’ve not read the ad completely but when they can’t spell straight correctly then I think the car will be a shitter! I would ask why they can’t spell straight correctly and wonder if their anti straight! And we can’t be having that type of stuff in this day and age! It takes me back to when I was in Compton and visited a convenience store (that’s the same as a sweet shop...) and I asked for a Twinkie and the big cloured gent behind the counter asked if I wasn’t from around here? To which I proceeded to tell him that he was indeed correct and I wasn’t! I don’t know how he knew but them big coloured gents are like wizards! They have this magic white powder that they throw at you and you can’t feel your face! So long story short! You can buy the engine upgrades as long as you have adequate tweeters then the worlds your bucket! Cheers bigjay A.K.A Yokozuna Ps please don’t turn into him...... posting cars now one wants!
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    Two Spots

    Also a E46 M3 on the M6 toll, as I tor past it I got a high five from the driver! who’d of thought a 320d could move so quickly....
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    Two Spots

    I spotted some Cnut in front of me on the M40 at around 2:30 this afternoon, silver E61 with one PDC sensor missing and completely de- badged oh apart from a silver ///M badge in the lower left side of the boot lid! I take it you didn’t see me approaching at 112mph as you pulled into the right hand lane doing somewhat less than I was!
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    Rother Valley meet 2018

    That’s cold Fred, so so cold.....
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    WANTED - Style 37 18" Paras

    Supercharger, you fool!
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    WANTED - Style 37 18" Paras

    Hi Sorry, forgot to mention about tyres! If you want the tyres that are on the rims at said purchase time then ask if they want to sell as a package deal? (It’s normally cheaper and better for you!) if not then you can choose your own tyres to stick on the wheels... if the wheels you buy are 18” then you are restricted to only 18” diameter tyres! Don’t be fooled by 17 or 19’s! Even though they’re almost the same size they’re not! So maybe a word of caution on that front.... Again it takes me back to the time I met leepu! He was working out of a bin in the back streets of Calcutta! And he made some god awful cars! Then I met his wife and, well that’s all I can say on that matter as I can’t think of a feasible lie to continue with the rambling, anyway I hired a mustang V8 and drove down Route 66 for a considerable amount of time, went to Semma and looked at the picture’s on google then posted them up on here! (Coz I’m a bad ass mutha fooker!) and now I m just waiting for someone to call me out on my sad life.... Cheers Bigjay A.K.A Yokozuna
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    WANTED - Style 37 18" Paras

    @Loadmaster on from @d_a_n1979 telling you not to be a sheep, when are you charging it?
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    WANTED - Style 37 18" Paras

    Hi @d_a_n1979I don’t think Kermit or miss piggy can drive but if they did then I doubt they would choose the quality of a BMW? Maybe Burt or Ernie, at a push? Its like when I was in the states and I called into a corner shop (they have them over there) and I asked if the owner knew if any lifers? I got a strange look and was the shown a revolver with 3 empty chambers... the funny thing was (know you will laugh at this!) I was 7 at the time an was pretending to be gangster.... so off we went into the sun to fight another battle! So basically if you want wheels you can find nd them! Cheers bigjay A.K.A Yokozuna
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    Rother Valley meet 2018

    Was wondering the same! I don’t think it happened and they’re all in on it to try an make me feel bad for not going....
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    Rear tyres

    Well had new tyres fitted today, Achilles pro sport or something? 255 40 zr17 which is what was on. £180 fitted so not to bad I thought? So it looks like I’ll be replacing them at 220k ish as long as they last the same as the others