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    LLO4

    Oh no! Que the 15 page argument of why oil isn’t what it says it is and why cheap/premium/middle (delete as needed) is the best for your car at temps. That are never experienced in the uk..... but that is a good price so might go and get some
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    #amazonshitcarshow is back

    I think that’s the joke I thought it wasn’t great but it wasn’t bad either! The noise out of them super chargers was unbelievable! Also im now looking at houses in Detroit
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    RTU5024 SMS Webasto switch and constant 12v relay

    Set it on fire....
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    Evidence of Prince Philps crash

    Apparently he was doing the bird box challenge
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    The 7 Series then...

    Wanking to much over gopping cars give you poor eyesight anyway, it’s nice BMW have finally designed somewhere for me to keep my chameleon on drives now instead of in the cabin. He’ll be able to gorge himself on many fly’s
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    #amazonshitcarshow is back

    Is it today? I thought it was next week? Oh well, it’s better than mike gobshite cheeky chappy hold your hand out Brewer....
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    The 7 Series then...

    Dunc is right, it’s not an age thing it’s a eyesight thing.....
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    Removing rear wiring loom?

    Is that the camera hanging down in the middle of the reg plate? I think it might need calibrating....
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    Removing rear wiring loom?

    There you go! You can do whatever you set your mind to! now on to the other jobs jobs that are required to keep your car going....
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    The 7 Series then...

    It’s getting a more powerful V8 https://www.pistonheads.com/news/ph-germancars/updated-7-series-gets-new-530hp-v8/39458 although it’s truly gopping when you look at it head on....
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    Paying for sex

    Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office, But she belonged to someone else... One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I'll give you a £100 if you let me have sex with you. But the girl said NO. Johnny said, "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up. " She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend... So she called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for £200, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get his Pants down." So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and asks what happened. She responded, "The bastard used coins!"
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    Mike77

    I was the good looking E91 that was in front of you coming off Kew roundabout at approx 12:45pm today (Friday 11/1)
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    Mike77

    I think it’s invisible if I’m honest, the amount of people that pull out on it is unreal.... its blue (when it’s clean!)
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    Investing

    Hi knowledgeable lot (and dan ) say hypothetically you had £5k to invest, what would you invest in and why? Can be long term or short term or in something that might give you a monthly or annually return. Answers on a post card please
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    Tyre woes

    Could you have a failed or failing air bag dunc? Or a bush?
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    Investing

    I’ve personally got zero debt. Was asking as a kind of feeler as there’s quite a broad spectrum of people on here that might be in a position to invest into something (physical or not) dan I get where your coming from as with a small investment, the return on it is minimal. But what about crypto? I know that’s more of a gamble but the returns are higher. stocks? What business sector is on the up and maybe worth investing? Metals? I heard silver was worth investing in, all be it a low return on any size of investment. Oil? New gen power? new technologies? Old classic car? Or has that time come and gone?
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    Help c/heating controler packed up.

    You’re still alive!
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    Injector is broken? Seller says it is good enough

    Red Bull! Plus grey goose
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    Injector is broken? Seller says it is good enough

    I normally use a Henry but it seems my Henry has a taste for other things to suck up.... Dont know if that worked?
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    Farewell and thanks

    @Dakota has yours got the crazy split rear tailgate open thingy? Where you can either open just the metal part of the tailgate to reveal a huge chasm of a boot or open the whole lot that reveals what seems to be the Grand Canyon.... nice car! I do like them, they put most Luxo-barges to shame!
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    Farewell and thanks

    You want to see how road cars will end up in the future, look at formula one! All the technology filters down from them.... Anyway, we had a superb a few years ago as a courtesy car whilst the cayenne was in for repairs (some nugget hit the wing mirror causing over £3k worth of damage ) it was a sport version, can’t remember what model it was but jeez it was good! 4x4 2.0 diesel I think? It went very well indeed, but you know what the fastest car in the world is, yup that’s right a hire car!
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    G31 rear wiper blade

    Another thumbs up for halfrauds eh.....
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    G31 rear wiper blade

    On my e91 the rear wiper arm only lifts up a few inches as well! You just slide the blade out when you’ve lifted the wiper arm up. I imagine its similar on all tourings/estates?
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