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Yokozuna last won the day on January 18

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About Yokozuna

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    Mostly drunk
  • Birthday 07/04/1982

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  • Gender
    Male
  • Location
    sunny southport!
  • Interests
    beer, sexy women, fast cars
  • Occupation
    company director also sitting in my hottub drinking beer

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  1. Yokozuna

    LLO4

    Oh no! Que the 15 page argument of why oil isn’t what it says it is and why cheap/premium/middle (delete as needed) is the best for your car at temps. That are never experienced in the uk..... but that is a good price so might go and get some
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    #amazonshitcarshow is back

    I think that’s the joke I thought it wasn’t great but it wasn’t bad either! The noise out of them super chargers was unbelievable! Also im now looking at houses in Detroit
  3. Yokozuna

    RTU5024 SMS Webasto switch and constant 12v relay

    Set it on fire....
  4. Yokozuna

    Evidence of Prince Philps crash

    Apparently he was doing the bird box challenge
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    The 7 Series then...

    Wanking to much over gopping cars give you poor eyesight anyway, it’s nice BMW have finally designed somewhere for me to keep my chameleon on drives now instead of in the cabin. He’ll be able to gorge himself on many fly’s
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    #amazonshitcarshow is back

    Is it today? I thought it was next week? Oh well, it’s better than mike gobshite cheeky chappy hold your hand out Brewer....
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    The 7 Series then...

    Dunc is right, it’s not an age thing it’s a eyesight thing.....
  8. Yokozuna

    Removing rear wiring loom?

    Is that the camera hanging down in the middle of the reg plate? I think it might need calibrating....
  9. Yokozuna

    Removing rear wiring loom?

    There you go! You can do whatever you set your mind to! now on to the other jobs jobs that are required to keep your car going....
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    The 7 Series then...

    It’s getting a more powerful V8 https://www.pistonheads.com/news/ph-germancars/updated-7-series-gets-new-530hp-v8/39458 although it’s truly gopping when you look at it head on....
  11. Yokozuna

    Paying for sex

    Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office, But she belonged to someone else... One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I'll give you a £100 if you let me have sex with you. But the girl said NO. Johnny said, "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up. " She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend... So she called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for £200, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get his Pants down." So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and asks what happened. She responded, "The bastard used coins!"
  12. Yokozuna

    Mike77

    I think it’s invisible if I’m honest, the amount of people that pull out on it is unreal.... its blue (when it’s clean!)
  13. Yokozuna

    Tyre woes

    Could you have a failed or failing air bag dunc? Or a bush?
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