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Yokozuna last won the day on January 19

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About Yokozuna

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    Mostly drunk
  • Birthday 07/04/1982

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    Male
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    sunny southport!
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    beer, sexy women, fast cars
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    company director also sitting in my hottub drinking beer

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  1. Yokozuna

    Ferrari get a new pit crew...

    SCOUSERS JOIN FERRARI "The Ferrari F1 team fired their entire pit crew yesterday." This announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the British government's 'Work for your Dole' scheme and employ some Liverpudlian youngsters. The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from Toxteth were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of pounds worth of high tech equipment. It was thought to be an excellent, bold move by the Ferrari management team as most races are won and lost in the pits, giving Ferrari an advantage over every other team. However, Ferrari got more than they bargained for! At the crew's first practice session, not only was the scouse pit crew able to change all four wheels in under 6 seconds but, within 12 seconds, they had re-sprayed, re-badged and sold the car to the Mclaren team for 8 cases of Stella, a bag of weed and some photos of Lewis Hamilton's bird in the shower...................
  2. Yokozuna

    Amazon Basics Engine oil USA

    Oh no.... here we go again.... although it’ll be to USA spec so it might not have any actual oil in it?
  3. Yokozuna

    #amazonshitcarshow is back

    That’s exactly how it’s presented on Amazon
  4. Yokozuna

    LLO4

    ^^^^ shame, I’m busy on every one of them dates.... I’d love to meet the twat as well! Err I mean bloke, no I was right the first time! I wonder if he’s aware of the support I give him? Hhhmmmmm.....
  5. Yokozuna

    LLO4

    FFS! You’ve done it now! Btw fixed it for you!
  6. Yokozuna

    LLO4

    Oh no! Que the 15 page argument of why oil isn’t what it says it is and why cheap/premium/middle (delete as needed) is the best for your car at temps. That are never experienced in the uk..... but that is a good price so might go and get some
  7. Yokozuna

    #amazonshitcarshow is back

    I think that’s the joke I thought it wasn’t great but it wasn’t bad either! The noise out of them super chargers was unbelievable! Also im now looking at houses in Detroit
  8. Yokozuna

    Evidence of Prince Philps crash

    Apparently he was doing the bird box challenge
  9. Yokozuna

    The 7 Series then...

    Wanking to much over gopping cars give you poor eyesight anyway, it’s nice BMW have finally designed somewhere for me to keep my chameleon on drives now instead of in the cabin. He’ll be able to gorge himself on many fly’s
  10. Yokozuna

    #amazonshitcarshow is back

    Is it today? I thought it was next week? Oh well, it’s better than mike gobshite cheeky chappy hold your hand out Brewer....
  11. Yokozuna

    The 7 Series then...

    Dunc is right, it’s not an age thing it’s a eyesight thing.....
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