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Yokozuna last won the day on August 8

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About Yokozuna

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    sunny southport!
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    beer, sexy women, fast cars
  • Occupation
    company director also sitting in my hottub drinking beer

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  1. Yokozuna

    Hit n Run

    I hear most building sites look for places to dump their waste rubble and what not where it doesn’t cost them much! They especially like dumping it when it’s requested for free and on people’s drive ways! Sometime’s if they are asked nicely they will dump it behind the car(s) whilst parked on said driveway
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    Hit n Run

    Can you not just push it out and repair it for less than £250? Also wouldnt it be very unfortunate if the bloke that caused the damage got a screw in each of his tyres at a he same time.....
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    2004 E61 545i 6 speed £2,500

    Dunc, when you’re right you’re right! I’m soooooooooo tempted but I can’t live with The E61nes in SE guise! Well if truth be told I just don’t like E60/61! I wish I could put to one side as it’s a fantastic bu, but I can’t
  4. Yokozuna

    2004 E61 545i 6 speed £2,500

    Agggghhhh you’re about 30 min away from me an there’s cash burning a hole in my pocket and it’s a very rare car and it’s a V8 and a manual and the price is right! However I’m no fan of the E60/61 especially in SE guise.... But, oh I don’t know.... Agggghhhh
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    Zenon replacement headlamp bulbs - Cheap Chinese

    Mate that’s funny! I can just picture it now, a YouTube vid titled “E39 driving down street with headlights on fire” as my thick necked friend @d_a_n1979 says above, cheap Chinese lamps are cheap for a reason! You have found one of the reasons
  6. Yokozuna

    Rother Valley meet 2018

    When you’re right, you’re right!
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    A tale of woe about my F10's tail

    With the luck you’ve had, if you book it in for an oil service at the same time as the new tow bar to be fitted, you’ll end up with a towbar in the oil filler hole and a puddle of oil behind your car! Good luck!
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    Van drivers

    Oi! Stop it! that was definitely a bloke, you can almost hear him say to his passenger “how far do you think we can get it today”?
  9. Yokozuna

    Van drivers

    Wow! I love that there’s an investigation to look into it going on....
  10. Yokozuna

    Time to Change the Company Car

    That’s correct but I bet back in 1966 it wouldn’t! even though the cost of the shitroen in today’s money is around 1/5 of the cost of the porker! is that pork chop not a full fat turbo then? Well it mustn’t be given the low power out put! Id have one in a heartbeat! Just out of our price range
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    Rother Valley meet 2018

    I’ve got feelings you know....
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    Bloody women drivers!

    Which constabulary do they work for?
  13. Yokozuna

    Two Spots

    No it had a twin pipe exhaust so probably a 525d
  14. Yokozuna

    Nice E61 530i touring

    Hi I’ve not read the ad completely but when they can’t spell straight correctly then I think the car will be a shitter! I would ask why they can’t spell straight correctly and wonder if their anti straight! And we can’t be having that type of stuff in this day and age! It takes me back to when I was in Compton and visited a convenience store (that’s the same as a sweet shop...) and I asked for a Twinkie and the big cloured gent behind the counter asked if I wasn’t from around here? To which I proceeded to tell him that he was indeed correct and I wasn’t! I don’t know how he knew but them big coloured gents are like wizards! They have this magic white powder that they throw at you and you can’t feel your face! So long story short! You can buy the engine upgrades as long as you have adequate tweeters then the worlds your bucket! Cheers bigjay A.K.A Yokozuna Ps please don’t turn into him...... posting cars now one wants!