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Yokozuna last won the day on May 17

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About Yokozuna

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    Mostly drunk
  • Birthday 04/07/1982

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    sunny southport!
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    beer, sexy women, fast cars
  • Occupation
    company director also sitting in my hottub drinking beer

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  1. Yokozuna

    Hazards lights flashing

    Does the “clown nose” stay on constant when you go back to your car? This signals that the alarm has activated, so if that happens maybe it’s a relay sticking? If not then maybe it’s water ingress or a faulty ignition switch? Any other strange electrical happening’s?
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    Time to Change the Company Car

    Hell no! Unfortunately for me I’m in a dog turd E91 that’s got 203k worth of scratches and stone chips on it! What’s that saying? No matter how hard you polish a turd it’s still a turd! you crack on boys! Make sure your pano roof still works.... also the mighty mighty reds are playing a small game of football on Saturday night so many beers will be consumed whilst watching them....
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    Sun Roof - Refund Post - It Has Gone.....

    I’m sure he’ll post lots and lots of pics of his new car that he will get with his £42k? You know, like he did with the G31....
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    Sun Roof - Refund Post - It Has Gone.....

    he’s here all week ladies and gents and twice on Tuesday...
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    Sun Roof - Refund Post - It Has Gone.....

    I think our main man big dunc might of had a hand in it? I was amazed it didn’t get pulled way before I even commented on it.... maybe it was me? Sorry if it was
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    Aircons playing up!!!

    Why would he do that?
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    Reverse Camera G30

    Most 14 year olds are dealing drugs on the deep web....
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    Strange problem A/C on battery warning showing

    So you’ve got a slack belt....
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    Strange problem A/C on battery warning showing

    No probs! There is one other thing it could be.... the dreaded Air con wizard! He lays low for around 6-9 months and then when it’s warm he pops up and waves his wand and breaks a shit load of air con! Not just in cars either! Buildings are a favorite for him! I think there must be more than one wizard though as just one couldn’t possibly effect as many A/C systems at the same time....
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    Strange problem A/C on battery warning showing

    Hmm it could be the crank pully? But thinking about it, maybe the air con compressor is seized or partially seized so it’s putting massive strain and extra load on the engine, Causing the battery light to activate? You can check to see to see if your crank pully is cracked and about to fail very easily with a small mirror stuck on a longish stick but if it only happens when the A/C is called for then it’s more than likely compressor related?
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    '05 525d No Power

    Is the 525d a turbo? (Sorry not to familiar with it!) the reason being is when I had a 1.9 turbo diesel connect van one of the hoses decided to pop off and symptoms where as you describe! I remedied the problem by re-attaching the hose and all was well so maybe your issue is something similar? If you have to old 525d with the common rail thing then god help you! sorry I cant be any more helpful
  12. it only seems to work with boiling water, but still it looks fucking ace! I think you’d look a bit silly boiling a kettle on the motorway whilst your driving then throwing over your car, but......
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    G30 530e - Driving in Europe

    I wouldn’t even bother altering anything! Ive been to the frog eating surrender monkeys country a couple of times in my e91 and other than being drunk, I didn’t do anything to the car! It really pisses the locals off when you’re in a town/city when you dazzle them! But you’re getting dazzled as well so all’s fair in war an peace.....
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    V8 exhaust

    NOT really? I had a K+N cone induction kit on my E39 535i and it did make the engine slightly louder, all but it at a cost of 1mpg.... bastards....