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Yokozuna last won the day on July 14

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About Yokozuna

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    Mostly drunk
  • Birthday 04/07/1982

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  • Gender
    Male
  • Location
    sunny southport!
  • Interests
    beer, sexy women, fast cars
  • Occupation
    company director also sitting in my hottub drinking beer

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  1. Yokozuna

    Any Aircon experts around?

    Huh? Why you being a bellend? By the time you’ve fucked about buying tools that you will only use once and burnt your fingers on the refrigerant, it’s cheaper and easier to get someone that actually knows what their doing... but then again what do I know....
  2. Yokozuna

    Any Aircon experts around?

    The most common places for refrigerant loss is the seals, due to lack of use. stop fucking about and take it to an actual air con bloke that will perform a positive pressure test using OFN.
  3. Yokozuna

    Icon lights failing?

    Damn it! You beat me to it...
  4. Yokozuna

    Do I need to pay extra for Apple car play

    Has never had a post from me!
  5. Yokozuna

    X5 for my 530d?

    I’ll be honest, I do not know? But it’s a larger car so I’d imagine that the economy side of things won’t be as good as your 530d? If your talking about fuel that is... I had a E39 535i and a mate of mine had a 52plate X5 3.0d sport and we went to a show together and we used basically they same amount of fuel.
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    X5 for my 530d?

    Is that the facelift one? They're kind of the same car, just with bigger bills! They like eating bushes and tyres you get slightly more space in it due to it being an estate also they are based on the E60 stuck on a E65 chassis. I
  7. Yokozuna

    Take a look at this, an E39 in an E60 frock

    I didn’t miss it, I choose to ignore it!
  8. Yokozuna

    Take a look at this, an E39 in an E60 frock

    Err.... Hmmmm Err.... I want the strain of LSD infused weed they where smoking when that car was thought of! WTF? Who takes a really nice looking car and not only ruins it but decided to make it look like it’s retarded looking younger brother, but worse! there’s some fucked up people in this world....
  9. Yokozuna

    Tats goldie chains and a BMW

    Especially if you own them mick! you are correct though, money talks and more so if it’s finance! The only manufacturer that cares what type of person buys their cars are Rolls Royce! Can’t wait for the day I turn up at their factory to spec my Rolls! Imagine the look on their face, I bet they’d turn the lights off and pretend no one was in!
  10. This company has got you covered....
  11. Yokozuna

    Tats goldie chains and a BMW

    Yep! They where in M3/5’s then they left the fold and went to howdie RS4’s and now their back....
  12. Yokozuna

    Newbie Needs Coding

    Errr Firstly, have you done the initiation? If not then I think you should do a search on here for running around your car with your underpants on your head whilst shouting I love Audi.... Then finding the nearest Audi and taking a dump on the bonnet! Then and only then you can ask for coding! not really, I think all the others where just laughing at me when I done it.... Welcome along! There will be someone in and around that area that will either be able to do it for you or at least point you in the right direction
  13. Yokozuna

    Changing Jobs - new car?

    Orrrrrrrr get a Stang... 5.0 V8 yes please
  14. Yokozuna

    Changing Jobs - new car?

    What you can do is take it back for a full refund and then buy an i8 or if you prefer to wear a dress a i3....
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