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@  pedguy : (01 October 2014 - 03:27 PM) rear wheel moves indy wont 575 to fix its not the bearing wots he on about
@  Raymond : (01 October 2014 - 03:03 PM) Not bad if it was a female indy……...
@  eetherington : (01 October 2014 - 10:35 AM) Got fecked over by an indy garage to pull new trailing bushes in, charged me £80!
@  adethefade : (30 September 2014 - 07:03 AM) adrian.bamford@gmail.com
@  e39_eddie_46 : (29 September 2014 - 10:11 PM) im 24 and have the stable girl!....
@  bigpow : (27 September 2014 - 07:16 PM) She was a ... Transvestite lol
@  Blobby : (27 September 2014 - 07:22 AM) :lol: @Baus.. I need a triangle bra, boobs and belly
@  bm530 : (26 September 2014 - 08:22 PM) I could do with watching some Tom and Jerry.
@  baus : (26 September 2014 - 07:47 PM) your man boobs don't count Blobby! :lol:
@  Blobby : (26 September 2014 - 07:26 PM) yeah i got that girl... ;)
@  bm530 : (25 September 2014 - 09:02 PM) lol trying to work how where I'm at in that line
@  Raymond : (25 September 2014 - 08:29 PM) When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big tits. When I was 16 I got a girlfriend with big tits, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life. In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability. When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement. When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition. When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned. I am older and wiser now, and I am just looking for a girl with big tits.
@  ally : (25 September 2014 - 03:07 PM) It does state that it's a rep and the interior is a giveaway
@  Chaz : (25 September 2014 - 02:57 PM) Ah ok. Car looks nice tho, even iif not 'real'
@  RichardP : (25 September 2014 - 02:12 PM) The B12 is not genuine. They did not make a B12 5.0 for the E38, only the E32.
@  Chaz : (25 September 2014 - 09:41 AM) http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/221554243957 35k mile 540i
@  Chaz : (25 September 2014 - 09:18 AM) http://www.autotrade...e/bmw?logcode=p nice, or not? Orginal?
@  Chaz : (25 September 2014 - 08:52 AM) or it does, pending where the car was built. UK seems to be clear from this issue.
@  Chaz : (25 September 2014 - 08:51 AM) ok, sounds like it doesnt affecft the M62 engine.
@  Chaz : (25 September 2014 - 08:49 AM) 7 Series 4.4 V8 M62 Non vanos, Non nikasil linings - would this be correct?

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