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@  Raymond : (24 April 2014 - 05:26 PM) Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their BMW with a coat hanger. They tried and tried to get the door open, but they couldn't. The girl with the coat hanger stopped for a moment to catch her breath, and her friend said anxiously "Hurry up! It's starting to rain and the top is down".
@  Idiot : (23 April 2014 - 08:37 PM) http://bit.ly/1pry3Ah
@  Kaysor525 : (23 April 2014 - 12:35 PM) Hi Guy's anyone have any links to, how to get to the Glow plugs on e60
@  mellis : (23 April 2014 - 10:51 AM) No mate, new door is the only way i believe
@  pedguy : (22 April 2014 - 02:02 PM) does the top of the door frame come of, passenger e39 mines damaged
@  bm530 : (20 April 2014 - 09:22 PM) lol
@  Blobby : (20 April 2014 - 07:20 PM) :lol:
@  Raymond : (20 April 2014 - 06:39 PM) A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotchless panties in an attempt to spice up her dead sex-life. She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband. At strategic moments she uncrosses her legs... enough times till her husband says... "Are you wearing crotch less panties?" "Y-e-s" she answers with a seductive smile. "Thank God for that... I thought you were sitting on the cat".
@  Idiot : (19 April 2014 - 07:58 PM) hahaha i dont have inpa, i think it was more alcohol related clumsyness!
@  bm530 : (19 April 2014 - 04:04 PM) Haribo Gold bears Mmmmmmm
@  YNP : (19 April 2014 - 10:37 AM) @idiot no more INPA for you :)
@  alpinewhite525 : (19 April 2014 - 10:16 AM) part no, 23711130775
@  alpinewhite525 : (19 April 2014 - 09:49 AM) In need of a pre 9/89 535i/525i gearbox crossmember fairly sharpish, anybody help?
@  Raymond : (18 April 2014 - 03:59 PM) @bm530 Same here. It's all good! :cool:
@  bm530 : (18 April 2014 - 02:24 PM) 18 degrees here bloody hell summer's came early
@  Idiot : (17 April 2014 - 08:48 PM) holy crap! i cant believe it!
@  Idiot : (17 April 2014 - 08:48 PM) put drive back in turn it on and it works fine!!!!
@  Idiot : (17 April 2014 - 08:48 PM) so i just dropped my laptop, and spilt beer on is, and the hard drive fell out. oops.
@  pedguy : (17 April 2014 - 07:10 PM) bracknell to invernees hope the car makes it leaving at 10 tonight
@  Piper : (16 April 2014 - 09:18 PM) Gareth Bale - what a player

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