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@  ally : (29 August 2014 - 12:18 PM) :mrgreen:
@  Antidistinct... : (29 August 2014 - 09:28 AM) edc replacement
@  bm530 : (28 August 2014 - 09:12 PM) lol
@  Blobby : (28 August 2014 - 09:01 PM) :lol:
@  Raymond : (28 August 2014 - 08:53 PM) Two rednecks were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer. After a while the first redneck says to the second "If I was to sneak over to your house and make love to your wife while you was off fishing, and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us related?" The second redneck crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head, and squinted his eyes, thinking real hard about the question. Finally, he says "Well, I don't know about related, but I reckon it'd make us even".
@  bm530 : (24 August 2014 - 01:48 PM) Oh that kind of come off
@  711jrp : (24 August 2014 - 01:10 PM) 41348205608
@  711jrp : (24 August 2014 - 12:51 PM) it does with a air chisel and a grinder
@  bm530 : (24 August 2014 - 12:46 PM) I never knew that bit came off.
@  RockyBalboa-UK : (24 August 2014 - 11:52 AM) yep at the rear
@  welshpug : (24 August 2014 - 11:20 AM) rear panel
@  RockyBalboa-UK : (23 August 2014 - 11:04 PM) the one thats always rusts!
@  RockyBalboa-UK : (23 August 2014 - 10:51 PM) does anyone know the part number for the strip above the rear bumper but below the bootlid?
@  bm530 : (23 August 2014 - 07:19 PM) Cheer's littleump just posted in there
@  littleump : (23 August 2014 - 06:20 PM) bm530 its easy to do heres what i did on my gt http://forum.bmw5.co...pdated-the-nav/
@  Machinehead : (22 August 2014 - 07:38 AM) sorn
@  bm530 : (20 August 2014 - 09:09 PM) f**k sake, Think I'll call teh dealer I got teh car from and see if they'll sort it out. Cheers
@  baus : (20 August 2014 - 08:31 PM) buy maps disc from dealers for £20. Buy FSC code to actually apply the update for 80 or 150 or something crazy like that, from the dealers of course
@  bm530 : (20 August 2014 - 05:11 PM) Anyone???
@  Mr. Shaz H : (20 August 2014 - 09:06 AM) E60 M sport springs for sale - http://forum.bmw5.co...ed-from-london/

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